He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Kitten and her first laptop
sad? watch lord of the rings. happy? watch lord of the rings. sick? watch lord of the rings. sleepy? watch lord of the rings. dying from a festering wound? watch lord of the rings. have homework to do? watch lord of the rings.
watching lord of the rings solves 100% of all problems. trust me i am a medical doctor.
I commandeered Alex’s camera and took pictures of her little nugget during bath time. I’m living with constant heart eyes over baby Alfie the tri-color corgi.
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen
Target Field Station
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.